Mark it once you can do it without this page open.

How to do it

  1. Ask the hosts how long you have and when you will speak.
  2. Open with who you are and how you know the person, in one sentence.
  3. Choose one story that shows their character and that everyone in the room can enjoy.
  4. Say what you admire about them, or about the couple together, and include the partner by name.
  5. End by asking people to raise their glasses, and give a short line to toast to.
  6. Write it out, cut anything that needs an explanation, and time it at under five minutes.
  7. Practice out loud at least five times, then speak from notes on a card.
  8. Save most of your drinking until after the speech.

Common mistakes

  • Telling stories about exes, arrests or wild nights.
  • Running long with a list of thanks and in-jokes.
  • Improvising on the night.
  • Reading from a phone with your face down the whole time.

Quick self-check

Three questions. Your last score is kept in this browser.

1. How long should most toasts be?
2. Which story should you avoid?
3. How should you end?

Teach this to someone

A one-page sheet for showing a friend, a roommate or a kid: what to say, what to show, and one question to check it landed.

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